That Daughter forgot her to take her clean gym clothes today and since I had to go back that way to run some errands I stopped at the school and dropped them off. I was surprised to see that she was carrying them in a bag as she got off the bus.
Me: I thought you needed those today.
Her: I did. Ms Hightops made us bring them home because she was afraid they would go feral over Spring Break.
Me: Good idea. But you did need them today though, right? Otherwise I made a trip for nothing.
Her: Yes, thank goodness. Otherwise I would have had to wear THE LOANER CLOTHES. *shudders*
Me: (on purpose) "The Loser clothes?"
Her: NO. THE LOANER CLOTHES. The clothes OTHER people have worn. Ew! Gross! Seriously? *makes cute—but dramatic—face*
Me: Well, I'm sure they wash them.
Her: Who cares??? You have to run around gym the whole time with LOANER written on you in RED.